Astray Buffet is the on-again off-again online play-thing of Cartwright P Moocjheenie.
Cartwright has successfully avoided prison in over 100 countries and knows the pronunciation of ‘crazy’ (and only crazy) in eight different languages.
A physical education teacher once told him he had exceptional balance.
His biggest fear is public speaking from a dentist’s chair in a spiralling out of control Airbus.
If you’re looking for a web designer, developer or freelance travel writer, drop him an email. He may be that man.